I rarely judge autobiographies too harshly, I often find reading public figures' stories and hearing tidbits about their lives super interesting!

There’s nothing more boring than people who take themselves too seriously or think you have to be pretentious to be cool. Unfortunately for her it was a total dumpster-fire and despite her hardships it doesn’t seem like she’s learned anything. Men never greet each other like this, and I wish women didn't put such value on the shallow and being fashion sheep and recognized each other for true accomplishments.If your perfect day means a Kardashian marathon on the couch with an Aperol Spritz, that doesn’t make you any less cool than the guy who spends his day home with his microbrew, listening to jazz (which sounds boring AF, BTW).

This trip was extra special too because the camp squad was all in and we went to visit a mutual friend who just moved to grand lake, Colorado. Stassi Schroeder is the author of Off with My Head and the New York Times bestseller Next Level Basic. It was truly hard for me to stomach as one of my biggest pet peeves is when women routinely greet each other, almost as congratulations, with superficialness such as: "I love your outfit! I want to say first that you most likely won't fully appreciate this book without knowing who Stassi is.Meanwhile, she continually contradicts herself, going out of her way to dedicate several pages to things she hates and how the people who do them are monsters.

I expected I wouldn't like this if I'm honest because I was frightened my expectations of stassi would grow less after watching her for years on vanderpump rules . She made made money off me (I drank the kool-aid and thought this book might be worth it) so I purchased it. What I want is for everyone to embrace whatever they’re into, even if society or their boss or some asshole online says it’s lame. Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this instant New York Times bestselling, laugh-out-loud hilarious, and “refreshing to read” (The Cut) guidebook from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show Vanderpump Rules. By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file.Stassi Schroeder is the author of Off with My Head and the New York Times bestseller Next Level Basic . Most proctologists will tell you that they are dangerous and terrible for you, for so many reasons, and unless you need one for some sort of medical procedure, they will absolutely have the potential to do more harm than good. Her talking about all-day pool parties and insisting that La Mer is the best facial moisturizer made me roll my eyes. Schroeder aims to connect with her audience over things the culture at large has dismissed as unimportant and uncool. If you think chanting in a yoga class is the best thing ever, then good for you (even though it makes me want to gouge my eyes out with steaming-hot pokers).