Hide them, don’t let anyone touch them, don’t tell anyone you touch them yourself, wash them until all traces of natural scent has gone, all that crap. Well, first off, your pussy is magical, to say the least. It features one of the only human body parts specifically meant for pleasure (we’re looking at you, clitoris !), it’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating AND it’s a portal to the word for new humans. Also, it’s totally unique! No two are exactly alike, but all are beautiful. So, the better question might be: why wouldn’t we want to clone our pussies? There are so many things that women are persuaded into worrying about and genitals have always been fairly high on the list. As much as I can go on about this, today’s review is about a product that represents this type of freedom, except for us women. The Clone a Pussy kit is, at face value, a kit that can be used to create a silicone copy of your vagina. Beneath its face value, what it means for us is owning up to our sexuality and tapping into our self-love; by having a replica of our vaginas at our disposal, we are empowering the female body, with all of its imperfections and beauty alike.

We now proudly call Portland, Oregon home. The ubiquitous Clone-A-Willy Kit is sold all over the world and has been translated into multiple languages. It’s been reviewed and endorsed by countless sex toy columnists and sex toy connoisseurs, featured on multiple TV shows, and has even made an appearance in a major motion picture. It took me all of 10 minutes to get over myself and decide that, actually, those worries were precisely why I should do it. Make a nontoxic, latex-free, silicone copy of the labia (outer lips of the vagina) with an attachable masturbation sleeve. This kit contains easy-to-follow instructions and everything you need to make a life-size silicone mold replica of your labia in a hot pink color using 100% body-safe materials. This kit makes one mold. You then just wait for 24 hours before you can gently remove your cloned pussy from its mould. I loosened the silicone from the mould sides as you would do with a cake in a baking tin and then it easily lifted out revealing my cloned pussy in all its glory.How could I show my face again if the world decided I had aesthetically unappealing labia? What if I didn’t like what I saw? For something your partner can actually have sex with, try out the Clone-A-Pussy Plus Masturbator Sleeve Kit . This set includes a sturdy stroker case with a soft, clingy interior. Once you’ve made your mold, you’ll slip it over the entrance to the stroker. There’s nothing like the real thing, of course, but it’s a very, very good substitute! The Clone a Pussy kit does exactly that. Whether you want to keep your sculpted feminine confidence out in the open for all to see, or if you want it confined to your private quarters, the Clone a Pussy is primarily for you and you alone--get rid of the stigma and shame associated with the naked female body and look at yourself with pride and confidence. Whether you are using the Clone a Pussy for health reasons--you wanting to see what your vagina looks like--or if you want to flaunt it about to embrace your body positivity, this DIY pussy making set represents a lot of positive things for a lot of people. It is also an intimate and fun experience to go through the process, and looking at it day after day gives me a certain sense of pride and joy that uniquely belongs to me.

As years of sales went on, the Clone a Pussy kit became symbolic of owning up to your sexuality, getting rid of the culture of slut shaming and just a general representation of female empowerment. As a side note – I have no idea what this process would be like if you have a lot of pubic hair, but I suspect that it might be a bit uncomfortable (and in fact the instructions do suggest having a bit of a trim beforehand). Now comes the fun, bonding part... Everyone drop your panties and get ready to mold some pussies! In a comfortable position, press the scoop against your vulva and try to keep the scoop level with the ground. It’s okay if some of the molding gel spills out, you’re trying to form an indentation, so this is expected. Hold for about 2-4 minutes until the molding gel sets, then carefully (emphasis on carefully) pull away your mold. Thankfully it didn’t, but if you too have sparkles down below you might want to consider removing them while doing this, just to be on the safe side. In conclusion, the Clone-A-Pussy kit is perfect for the single, taken, or “it’s complicated” lady lover. Clone your pussy alone, with your partner, or with some friends! Throw a party and plan a clone-a-pussy craft activity. Gift a bride-to be with a kit or surprise a friend with it and share molding stories at the end of the night! Whether you want to give it as a gift or keep it for yourself, your mold is special because it comes from you. So grab your Clone-A-Pussy kit today and get to cloning! Also, be sure to tag #CloneAPussy in all your pussy party photos! Cheers to great pussies and double cheers to all those beautiful pussy clones!Fast forward a few years, after gaining a ton of body positive confidence, embracing my inner desire for sexual liberation and owning up to my insatiable desires, here I am, immortalizing my vagina in hot pink silicone and enthusiastically writing about the experience for anyone who has internet access to read openly. The set alginate is easy to clean off a tiled floor and you will probably have some little bits left attached to your thighs and skin after you remove the mould, again they come off really easily. I mentioned my plans on social media, expecting the general response to be of the ‘have you completely lost your marbles?’ variety.

Full instructions are included, but the basic process is simple, mix up the molding powder and water in a bowl, and pour into the molding container. The natural algae-based molding powder clones the shape of your/their vulva. Next, pour the combined contents of both jars of silicone mix into the mold and wait for everything to set. Success! Once it's all set, you can fix your brand new Clone-A-Pussy over the entrance to the stroker sleeve. A clear donut ring helps hold it in place, if need be. Dating? Married? Got a partner? Got a few partners? Whatever your status is, know this: they love your pussy. So, why not gift them a copy of it? Press the mould against your vulva. Try to keep it as level as you can by bending forward. I sat with my bum on the edge of the bath with my legs open and held it tightly against my vulva, it’s a bit messy as some of the alginate will be extruded and end up on the floor, ignore it as it peels off once set. I have weak wrists and struggled with holding it tightly against my vulva but I did manage to do so for the four minutes. The Clone A Pussy Hot Pink kit comes in a plain white box surrounded by a cardboard sleeve featuring the brand name and a description of the contents. You slide the box out of this sleeve and then open the sleeve up as the instructions are written on the inside of it in English, German, French and Spanish. Read them thoroughly as once you start the cloning process you are on a strict and very harsh timescale for the first part of it so you can’t afford to hang around reading the instructions. Today I will talk about what the Clone a Pussy accomplishes, how the kit works, why anyone would do it and my own experiences with it. Although I’m not going to be talking about masturbation or sex here, this is an entirely different form of self love and feeling good.There are two types of kits. The Clone-A-Pussy Kit is just a mold of the labia, while the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Silicone Casting Kit includes a masturbation sleeve. Is your partner nearby? Even better! Make it a couple’s thing. ‘Cause all couples love a good craft night, right? If you’re dating someone of the same sex, turn clone-a-pussy into clone two pussies. Grab two clone-a-pussy kits and swap pussies at the end of the night. It’s fun, it’s sexy! It’s also a bonding experience between two lovers. Plus, doesn’t love a spare?! Grab a measuring cup and pour 2⁄3 cup of warm water into a mixing bowl. It’s important that you pour the correct amount. Too much water can make the mixture too moist while too little water can make it dry. So try your best to get it just right! No partner? No recent ex? Nobody touching your pussy but you? No worries, the Clone-A-Pussy works for the single ladies too! Instead of wasting your money on watered-down drinks at the club, invite some friends over and host a Clone-A-Pussy party! Or throw a party just for you (and your vagina!). Society in general has favoured men for far too long--they are congratulated if they have a high body count, they are well understood by others if they cheat, they do not encounter as much censorship and stigma as us women do, and they are celebrated every time they speak out about things while women are expected to be silent and submissive.