Here is a list of funny camping tent jokes and even better camping tent puns that will make you laugh with friends. The Hardest Day of my Life Was When Our Interior Design Class Went Camping. It was pretty in tents.

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call indoorsy… My wife always brings up, ‘Camping’s a tradition in my family.’ Hey, it was a tradition in everyone’s family ’til we came up with the house.” – Jim Gaffigan Grammar lesson Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?" After a long day of hiking, start to talk about different types of snakes. When your grown up isn't looking, sneak a rubber snake into their sleeping bag and wait for a huge scream when they settle down for a good night's sleep! 2. The Balloon Prank! Short tent puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tent humour may include short ting jokes also.

There is nothing worse, after days of falling asleep by a babbling brook and waking up to a choir chirping birds, than to go inside a house with insulated walls and an obstructive roof. This torturous invention, a cage, a box, prevents you from seeing or hearing anything of natural importance. Make time to free yourself and find a bit of nature.” – Katherine Keith I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me "Calm down kid, you're two tents.".

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and exclaims "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" Psychiatrist says "Calm down! You're two tents!" A man describes his dreams to the psychiatrist. Man - "Last night I dreamed that I was a teepee. The night before I dreamed that I was a yurt. What does it mean?" If you go on a country walk, keep looking up and saying 'wow' to yourself. Pretty soon, everyone will be looking up to see what's so interesting. When they do, just say whatever you were looking at has gone. But remember to start doing it again a little later! 9. The Animal Poo Prank! Last night I dreamed I was a Teepee, and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam. My wife says I'm two tents.My tent doesn’t look like much but, as an estate agent might say, it is air-conditioned and has an exceptional location.” – Fennel Hudson All you need for this one is a chocolate bar that you don't mind using for a practical joke. Let it melt and make it a bit poo-shaped. Leave it somewhere near the front of someone's tent. Disgusting, but not really. Don't forget to remember where you left it! 10. The Gummy Worm Prank! I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening...

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If you're a criminal and you go camping with EA, don't forget to bring something to sleep in... ... or they'll make you pay for the extra con tent Cooking and eating food outdoors makes it taste infinitely better than the same meal prepared and consumed indoors.” – Fennel Hudson