This is how I bend down to peep through The Salon's two-way mirror – as I spy on my husband and his new lover, Sir Charles Dexter! Both are clearly deriving immense pleasure from each other’s bodies. And I – Lady Rebecca Georgina Arabella Lyndon, Duchess of Basingstoke – am totally turned-on from watching this deliciously erotic spectacle!

Now I understand exactly why Sir Charles was so keen to give my husband all that extra “training” before his engagement as Sissy Maid Prudence with the D’or Baleine family! The training was simply an excuse. The two have become passionate lovers, and are spending as much time as they can in the boudoir. And here’s the rub – I am becoming extremely aroused by watching my gorgeously femininized husband being deeply penetrated by the athletic and magnificently equipped Sir Charles.